sure

kind of vegetarian

basically a humdrum piece of shit with horrible humor

university life
  • mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
  • me: video gaem
  • mom: no vid game, child.
  • me: money
  • mom: 4 what
  • me: for video gm ae
  • mom: outsmarted agen

gvmma:

I love Zoe —- sweetest gifts, a plant clipping and drawing / Desk mess

TIPS FOR BEING IN YOUR MID-TWENTIES AND MISERABLE:

theplanitmars:

  1. Don’t let your miserableness prevent you from loving someone amazing.
  2. Put on copious amounts of make up to make yourself look ugly/pretty enough that things cease to matter.
  3. DRINK PLENTY OF CHEAP WINE. THE CHEAPER THE BETTER. I AM TALKING IN A BOX OR CORKLESS BOTTLES.
  4. Begin to like the grungy style because you can’t afford shampoo sometimes.
  5. Write, draw, create. Probably, everything you make whilst miserable is the only thing you’ll get praise for.

(via theplanitmars)

Help me make a point?

runawayalters:

Please reblog this if you would be friends with someone regardless of their age, gender, social status, sexuality, personal interests, etc, so long as that person means you no harm and you enjoy being their friend

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drunkvanity:

wednesdayxaddams:

I look great today and everything but if you didn’t see how I looked this weekend you should check it out.

These are my all-time favorite photos of me now.

I am in love with Bev.

  • bae: come over no ones home
  • me: what games do u have

spankmekissme:

Could really go for an intense make out session right now with wandering hands and heavy breathing and teasing and grinding and biting, that quickly turns into amazing sex with hair pulling and spanking and a hand around my neck and scratching and roughness and moaning and fuuck

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luficerr:

luficerr:

i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this

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